Friday, June 27, 2014

Sheer Senseless Stupidity !!

I'm no Guru nor, am I a Life coach. But, irresistible I wanted to pen this.

 

Many of you reading this post may have come across people who often come to you with intrigued questions that sound so stupid that, sometimes make you laugh, irritate and at times make you loose your cool. So much inquisitive in others private life that they even forget to think about their own life and goals. 

A few pose pure insane, stupid questions expecting an answer. Pity them !! How does this benefit them in any way ? Does this enhance their skills or does this add to their knowledge? Everybody got a life, we need to think better, work towards reaching goals and aspire in growing to better standards.
There is no wrong in asking questions, gossiping, being a critic and having fun. But, there is a limit for every do and does stupidity too. At times, you need to be tactful and diplomatic while talking. 

Here I go with a top list of most stupid questions I have been asked. This post of mine is not just out of sheer criticism or am I judging anybody here. But, my only hope is to put forth a message to the inquisitive clan out there, reminding them to at-least re-think from now on before they ask some stupid, private life questions to people when they talk.
P.S: No hard feelings please. Enjoy reading and I'm sure you will wear that smile on, as you read through :)

1. You're fat, you could have become slim for your wedding ?
Is it written on my face 'I'm fat' ? I'm healthy & happy .. What's bothering you ? Is there a rule book that say's every one needs to be slim & trim to get married ? Is that alright, if I get thinner for sake of wedding and regain back post wedding ? 

2. You went to a International school, I thought your family is rich. Why did you buy a Honda car and not a Mercedes ?
Huh ! Is that a question ? Insane !! ... Just because, I went to a international school doesn't mean my Dad is 'Bill Gates' and neither I was put up there to get accredited as 'Rich'. 

3. Why did you wear that dress the other day ? You should have worn something else ?
What did you just ask ?? I'm not here to impress you. I cannot wear what you like. I buy what I can afford and that I'm comfortable wearing. Cannot you discuss anything better ? Try being diplomatic. 

4. Oh ! Yours is love marriage ? You did not even tell me.
Uhhhh ! Do I've to announce this to the world ? Is this some where in the so-called rule book ? Please show me ? 

5. I heard you were once in a relationship with Mr.X and you later broke up ? What happened ?
Yeah ! Does this bother you in anyway ? Mr/Ms/Mrs inquisitive ! You just heard a 'once upon a time' story from some jerks, but did you see it with your own eyes to believe that cock & bull story ? Please get your facts right next time you come back to me and ask something like this or I will punch in your face. Boom !!

6. I see restaurant check-in updates from you on Face Book . Don't you or any of your family know how to cook ?
You boredom people ! Because, I go to restaurants a few times in a week it doesn't mean nobody at home cooks. Did you ever go to a restaurant in your life ? which planet did you come from ? 

7. Can you please 'Like' my profile picture ?
Who are you to tell me, what to 'Like', what to wear, what to buy, what to eat, & how to look ? Please look into your life and stop being nosy ! 

8. You went to a Women's college why ? Were you into too many relationships in your teens that your parents feared ?
OMG ! What kind of species are you ? I myself never thought of this. if you've lost your senses please, travel to Himalayas and come back to life.

And the list goes on .................................................